Jokes : One Liners

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Smile. . . tomorrow will be worse.
Smile.... It confuses people!
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

So I said to my wife with the wooden leg. Hey peg you stumped me.
So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute.
Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.
Some men are discovered; others are found out.

Next : Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill., Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers., Some people cause happiness wherever they go; Others, whenever they go., Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car., Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world., Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep., Sometimes too much to drink is not enough., Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. Those who have already paid may disregard this message., Sorry, I don't date outside my species., Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Previous : Sharing is fun, unless its your own stuff., Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS..., Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark., Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?, Show me a man who always has two feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't take his pants off., Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change., Skydiving and scuba are similar, skydivers just run out of air faster., Sleep is death without the responsibility., Smash forehead on keyboard to continue ..., Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
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