Jokes : One Liners

Support Cannibalism -- Eat Me!
Support mental health or I'll kill you.
Support the right to arm bears.
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
Sure, everyone wants to save the whales, but not one voice is raised on behalf of the plankton! -Richard Guindon

Surf Nebraska!
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.
Take me DRUNK, I'm HOME
Talent is the ability to convince people you have it.

Next : Talk about the high cost of real estate! The other day I went to a phone booth and called an agent to ask what could I get for $500 a month. He told me I was standing in it. -Jonathan Winters, Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer., Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either., Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist., Tell me what to do and I'll tell you where to go., Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it., Texans are living proof that Indians screwed buffaloes., That shoe fits him like a glove., The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong., The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
Previous : Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman., Start off every day with a smile and get it over with., Stay away from hurricanes for a while., Sterility is hereditary., Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me., STMP T VWLS, Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!, Stupid mistakes are made by others. We only make unavoidable errors., Stupidity is self-correcting., Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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