Jokes : One Liners

The beatings will continue until morale improves.
The best blanket is one with two legs.
The best things in life are for a fee.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the envelope.

The best way to win an argument is to start by being right.
The Birch John Society Dedicated to the preservation of wooden outhouses.
The box said Requires Windows 95, or better. So, I bought a Macintosh.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due to unforeseen circumstances.

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