Jokes : One Liners

The devil finds work for idle glands.
The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence has a limit.
The easiest way to refold a road map is differently.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
The floggings will continue until morale 'improves'.

The geek shall inherit the earth.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, but when you get over there you find out it has to be mowed.
The grave of Karl Marx is just another communist plot.
The idea is to die young as late as possible.

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