Jokes : One Liners

Time wounds all heals.
To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am always right. -Ashleigh Brilliant
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
To die penniless... is either perfect timing, or a hell of a budget!
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

To err is human; to admit it is not.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Today is the last day of your life so far.
Today's youth are tomorrow's old people.
Tonight's weather: Dark with continued darkness until dawn.

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Previous : This year, World Standards Day was October 14. In the US, the day was marked on October 11. -Annals of Improbable Research, Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do., Those who can't write, write help files., Those who can't write, write manuals., Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't., Those who think it's tough to make a living as a writer of fiction have obviously never cheated on their income tax., Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood., Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana., Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!, Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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