Jokes : One Liners

When I was growing up, we were so poor that when I asked my father for something to play with, he cut a hole in my pants pocket.
When in doubt, don't bother.
When in doubt, ignore it.
When in doubt, mumble.
When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When society looks towards the lavatory for its humor, the writing is on the walls.
When something is new and improved , which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
When the going gets tough, the tough use duct tape.

Next : When their numbers dwindled from 50 down to 8, the remaining dwarfs began to suspect 'Hungry', When there's a will, I want to be in it!, When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern unstoned. When painting baboons, leave no stern untoned., When VW Rabbits first came out, they still had a lot of bug s in them., When writing, always make sure your verb and subject agrees., When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS., When you don't know where you're going. . . Every road will take you there., When you drive you put your life in your foot's hands., When you find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember that all men are brothers... and just give them a noogie or an Indian burn., When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
Previous : When a man wants to believe something, it doesn't take much to convince him., When all else fails, read the directions., When all else fails, read the instructions., When all other means of communication fail, try words. -Ashleigh Brilliant, When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to bruise the fruit of the vine. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label., When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane., When God created man, she was only kidding., When I die, I'm going to leave my body to science fiction., When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell., When I hear on the news about someone being killed execution style, it makes me wonder what other styles there are. - Blair Bostick
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