Jokes : One Liners

When their numbers dwindled from 50 down to 8, the remaining dwarfs began to suspect 'Hungry'
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern unstoned. When painting baboons, leave no stern untoned.
When VW Rabbits first came out, they still had a lot of bug s in them.
When writing, always make sure your verb and subject agrees.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS.
When you don't know where you're going. . . Every road will take you there.
When you drive you put your life in your foot's hands.
When you find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember that all men are brothers... and just give them a noogie or an Indian burn.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

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