Jokes : One Liners

Which came first? The woman or the department store?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Who is General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why are so many animals named after cars?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

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