Jokes : One Liners

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
Why do slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
Why do the signs that say Slow Children have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it a TV set when there's only one?
Why do they call it chili if it's hot?

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