Jokes : One Liners

Why do they make up with trees signs out of wood?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why do we drive on the parkways, and park on the driveways?

Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we sing Take me out to the ball game when we are already there?
Why do we sing Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

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