Jokes : One Liners

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why doesn't DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename!
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why don't you go play on the interstate?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why is it called after dark when it really is after light ?

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