Jokes : One Liners

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that Easy Listening music is so hard to listen to?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds? >
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there a tax on stuff I don't like?

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