Jokes : One Liners

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Windows: Just another pane.
Wink, I'll do the rest!
Wisdom is running after mankind ... ... but mankind is quicker !
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are beautiful.
Words can not describe the deep feelings I have for you ... But Bitch comes pretty close.
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
Work is the curse of the drinking class.

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